Monday, August 15, 2011
Celebration and miscellany
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Meme redux
Pick up the nearest book.
Open to page 123.
Locate the fifth sentence.
Post the next three sentences on your blog and in so doing…
Tag five people, and acknowledge who tagged me.
"'Hi Mr. Bishop. What happened? Did you get fired?'"
The Brothers Bishop by Bart Yates, Kinsington Publishing Corp., 2005
That's the fifth, sixth, and seventh sentence on page 123. These aren't nearly as good as the last sentence on page 122 and the first four sentences of page 123. I just have to quote those, too.
"Tommy is wearing a black Speedo swimsuit and nothing else.
"Christ. If his genitals were squeezed any tighter against the fabric I could count his pubic hairs.
"When I slam the car door Simon gives me a big wave and comes running over. His hair is wet from sweating, and there's a small red pimple in the middle of his chest."
There's another book close by that I will quote from as well. This is the Ball Complete Book of Home Preserving.
"4. Place jars in canner, ensuring they are completely covered with water. Bring to a boil and process for 10 minutes. Remove jars, cool (see suspension tip, page 130) and store."
What can I say. I'm an overachiever. And since I previously did this meme, I won't tag anyone this time.