Monday, December 8, 2008

My boys and the kitten Scheherazade

My 17 year old son Twitch views life from an interesting perspective. He's always been a unique boy. He quietly observes the world around him (when he isn't too self absorbed to be oblivious to it). Sometimes he shares his point of view with the family.

I have a white board hanging on the wall in our kitchen. It's a wonderful place for messages, notes, lists, and tirades. Twitch put this on the white board recently.
Members of the household are represented on the left. S and C are of course our gay couple. The D and M are for Dad and Mom. Next he shows himself (Twitch) then S-Sproing and D-Diva. The red line represents Courtesy, green is Productivity, and black is Respect. Along the bottom of the chart we see his terms for the levels of each virtue. In ascending order we have suckish, poor, fair, good, and parent.

He qualifies the chart here, saying "figures based on distant observations." Why distant I'm not sure. He's right here and sees it all. But this is Twitch's opinion of how well each family member shows courtesy, productivity, and respect. I'm glad Superman and I define the standard. That's as it should be. 

Sproing wanted me to take his picture. He posed for me. He thinks he's hot sh!t, so he gave me some bad a$$ poses. This was the only one I captured. He was thrilled. Sometimes he is very easy to placate. He is lots of fun!
And here are some pictures of our sweet little kitten, Scheherazade. She snuggled up to Superman for some scritching. She's really getting into this petting stuff.The first few days we had her she spent most of her time hiding under the furniture in our bedroom. We have her food, water, and the litter box in our bathroom, and I've been trying to keep the bedroom door closed so I at least know what room she's in. Whenever she saw us she'd hiss and run away. It was tough to catch her! We had to catch her at least twice a day to give her the antibiotic. Once we held her and pet her she purred like a little outboard motor. She loves it. But then she'd hiss next time we got close to her. Hey, make up your mind, Little One!But since the weekend she's been much more social. Here she is on our bed playing with a little catnip toy I bought for her. She's so cute when she bats that thing around! She has learned how to climb up onto our bed. To give some explanation, Superman built our bed. The mattress is nearly 3 feet off the floor. Our grown cat, Samhain, can jump up on the bed with no problem. Scheherazade is way too tiny to do that yet. However, there's enough junk piled up on the sides of the bed for her to climb on until she's close enough to jump. Yep, time to clean the room. :)

Here's a close shot of the catnip toy she was playing with. It's on the floor now, as she batted it off the edge of the bed. Now she's on the floor looking for it. You can see it. You can also see her back as she looks elsewhere. What a silly little girl kitty!She's doing much better. She uses the litter box consistently (that was hit and miss the first couple of days). She's eating and drinking well. The antibiotic seems to have worked pretty well on her respiratory infection, as she isn't sneezing and coughing anymore. However, her left eye isn't getting any better. If anything it's getting worse. I need to take her to the vet again to have him take another gander at that eye. Her eye is producing a lot of icky gunk, and the sclera (I think that's what it is) is inflamed. 

9 comments:

Stephen R. said...

Twitch's chart is remarkable. It's science and art and love all combined into one unique expression.

And I also love how the rating system moves from "suckish" up through "fair" and "good" ending with the perfect score of "parent."

Your son choose the word "parent" where the word "exceptional" is commonly used. That is so beautiful and says so much about the love, care and support you and your husband give to your family.

And that kitten is just about the cutest thing on the planet! Great pics!

Ultra Dave said...

Your kids are amazing. A great testament to you both as parents. I hop the little kitty will be okay. It's amazing what a little love can do in the world.

Anonymous said...

This entire post is cute! I guess it's good he used suckish, instead of Sucks Ass. Can't help but notice that his virtues comes out as an acronymn of CPR.

Northwest said...

I know your life frustrates you from reading this blog. But it seems like a fairly wonderful, very real, life to me, honey. I think you are blessed. You have the full complement of humanity in that home, and its "relative" qualities now have been documented. I fear how I would hold up on that bar chart.

I love seeing the pics of s and kitty.

Rox said...

I love Twitch's chart!

The poor kitty! Hopefully the eye will be better soon and the mood will even out. It takes a while to settle in, probably more so when they aren't feeling well.

sageweb said...

Twitch's chart rocks!!
I hope kitty's eyes gets better..and the kitty is so adorable.

Birdie said...

What a great chart! Have the younger ones taken note? Sometimes it helps to have a kid's point of view rather than the parents'. What a sweet kitty. No wonder you kept her. Have you shortened her name yet?

Anonymous said...

I love Twitch's chart! But even more, I love, love, LOVE your kitten!!! OH I just wanna cuddle up with that ball of fluff. I'm so ready for a kitten in this house again but I know the hubs won't allow it.

Mark in DE said...

Twitch's creation of the chart is interesting. Did he explain why he did it? Just curious if he was trying to tell someone they needed to improve in some area.

The kitty is DARLING!!!