Friday, December 5, 2008

I think it's funny

This is the funniest thing I've read online all week.  It's a quote from Father Tony in his weekly advice post, Father Tony's Confessional, over at the Bilerico Project. 

To answer your ultimate question, yes, you can (and should) learn to give good head. In most towns, this is not taught at the community college level, as is pottery making or welding. You will have to consider your next few boyfriends as your personal trainers. (This is after you've had a dentist resolve any obvious obstructions.) Involve them in your desire to give the perfect blowjob. I doubt they will object.


You should read the entire article, it's quite good.

7 comments:

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Java, now I'm worried, I don't know the difference between doing that to a cut or uncut guy. Someone somewhere should come up with a gay book for people just out! Oh yes and before I forget..you're naughty! ;)

Stephen R. said...

I love this!!! Amen!! Brilliant and funny post!

Anonymous said...

Steven, sounds like you just need more practice, too!

Thanks for the reminder, Java - I've fallen behind on keeping up with Father Tony's Confessional...
his advice is almost always helpful and entertaining without fail!

Anonymous said...

Quite the eye-opener! My teeth feel sore all of a sudden.

Ur-spo said...

shocking and scandalous entry !!

Anonymous said...

OH MY Java! lol Ok I admit I went and read the whole thing lol..plus added it to my blog list.

Indigo said...

halo incarnates

saying hi. is dark here. snowing. cold. is ok. not cutting. am being good.