I've had some pretty boring spam recently. A few adverts for hook-up sites, miraculous ways to lose weight and make lots of money. Evidently I can stop smoking without stress finally and forever. Thankfully I never started smoking, so that problem is solved. There's been hardly anything offering to improve my sex life. Those, of course, are my favorites.
But today I got some good ones. There's this one:
Erectile dysfunction is a problem which can be solved with Erectifix. The powerful formula of Erectifix guarantees hard and easy to attain erection.
And FOUR different messages promising to make my penis bigger! I'm thrilled! I will discover a new and happy side of love. (Huh? It's pretty happy already. And I don't think they are talking about real love.) "It will be shipped quickly and discreetly and delivered just on time. Your life is going to change from then on. " How can I refuse?
4 comments:
Good luck with that darlin'
Let me know how that plan works.
I keep getting weird sex spam. Frankly, I don't know what I'd do with a penis the size of California.
indigo incarnates
i had one for an gerbal supplement that was supposed to make me attract sex-crazed hot women. heh heh. considering thay i'm exclusively homosexual, i think i'll pass on the offer, heh heh.
I am SOOOOO GLAD you are looking for a penis enhancement. Nothing says hot than a penis enhancement on a woman.
I'm just sayin'.
On a serious note, hope you are doing better, I worry! Call me! So much to talk about.
Take Care,
That Trainwreck in the Land of the Mouse, I MEAN RAT!! :)
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