Twitch wants a new pair of shoes. He needs a new pair of shoes. The stitching has come out of one of the side seams, so there is a large gap. He was complaining to me about this hole. It is getting bigger. He said the hole used to be the size of a vagina, but now it's big enough to put a baseball through.
Based on this information, can you determine Twitch's sexual orientation?
14 comments:
That's a scream! Talk of vagina *AND* baseball!
Vagina, baseball...all that's left for hetero guy heaven is food.
He's a lesbian? :P
just don't get him shoes with purse to match.
Hee hee hee. He's either straight or has one hell of a shoe fetish. ;)
i'm with steve- (sounds like a logo tv show doesn't it?)
no doubt a lesbian. vagina, baseball, and complaining - oh wait that one is everybody!
I've had fun looking through your blog this morning, but if I don't stop immediately it will turn into a WAIPON*.
Thanks for your comment on my blog earlier!
*WAIPON = what am I procrastinating on now? (I have a million of them)
Holy crap, that's rich. Tell me, was he eating something during one of the complaints?
No, you *definitely* didn't make it into the 100% club.
Bill, you always say that!
I can' tell unless I see his cowlick first.
I would say he is SO gay, because anyone who's had experience with vag knows it is infinitely pliable.
Probably as knowledgeable about both Vayaya's and Basketballs as I am, so make your own choice here...
Ummm, what's a 'vagina'? I do know what a baseball player is, does just 'baseball' have anything to do with those cute guys in uniforms? My orientation is gay by the way, you know just so that you can compare. ;p
I don't even want to know how he made the first size determination. I just don't!
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