Tell me what you think

Twitch wants a new pair of shoes. He needs a new pair of shoes. The stitching has come out of one of the side seams, so there is a large gap. He was complaining to me about this hole. It is getting bigger. He said the hole used to be the size of a vagina, but now it's big enough to put a baseball through.

Based on this information, can you determine Twitch's sexual orientation?

George Santayana was on to something

Today's quote from A Word A Day is:

All living souls welcome whatever they are ready to cope with; all else they ignore, or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong, or deny to be possible.
-George Santayana, philosopher (1863-1952)

My prayer is that the younger generations are ready to cope with homosexuality, that sexual orientation will soon be a non-issue. This quote provides one possible explanation for why homophobia exists in its current form today. From my study I find things aren't as bad now as they were in western culture a generation or two ago. But there is a long way to go before we are not judged by our sexual orientation.