The nature and quality of my spam is changing. I haven't had an offer to enlarge my penis in well over a week. I am, however, being invited to tell naked women what to do while I watch in high quality video streaming. I also have been given a chance to earn a psychology degree, join a class action law suit, and invest money in questionable schemes.
Is this the kind of opportunity we take for granted in this society?
Moving Along, but Adrift
11 years ago
5 comments:
i know what you mean!
i grow so weary of spam.
and, i want to know why so many seem to be under the assumption that my penis needs to be enlarged!?!!?
sending you a warm hug, love and kisses -- and the hope that do not have to speak to naked women with balloon like breasts!
matty
Nah, it's the kind of opportunity we enshrine. Either that or I'm bitter. Hugs to you!
Funny but actually you are right, lately I get fake Rolex watch ads or bogus investment tips. Gone are the days of penis pumps, viagra and bimbos named Candy-Mindy-Bamby who want to chat with me and give me what every man wants... their cute brother I guess! ;)
Oh in keeping with Matty's theme, I in no way need a penis pump or viagra, at all, ever, just to be clear!
I love the way you're being so creative with it! Love love love it!
If I answered all my spam, I'd have huge tits, a gigantic dick, be able to keep it up 24 hours a day, have all the chicks on the internet after me and be richer than god.
I just never have enough time to answer all my email, so I'll have to live with the status quo.
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