7 deadly sins meme

1. If you could kill someone (or injure them egregiously) who would it be and why? Bonus points for 'how'. There are no specific people I want dead. I can't think of any non-specific people I want dead, either. The bad guys? Nah, just incapacitate them. However, if the life of someone I loved was threatened I would do what was necessary to eliminate the threat, up to and including killing someone. How? I will handle that on a case-by-case basis.

2. You have been given 25 Million dollars and you have to spend it all (no donations to charity or investing). What do you spend it on?

Property, real estate, land, acreage

And the services of a dedicated contractor, builder, architectural firm, landscape architect, etc.

And my very own fleet of tractors and other earth moving machines.

And also, not related to the above, I'd buy access to higher education. I would go back to college and get graduate degrees in a number of different disciplines.

And of course I would need a very large art studio, with professional grade kilns for pottery and such, and well stocked with supplies and equipment for making pots, working with woodcrafts, doing various textile arts, and I could probably think of lots of other stuff to do there.

And then there are the vehicles. I don't know that I'd get rid of my wonderful truck, but I would have extensive work done on it, including but not limited to having the sucker painted. I don't like red vehicles. And I would have other trucks as well, and perhaps a few cars, but I don't know what. We'd have to look into it. But none of those little sports cars. I don't really like sports cars. I might buy a few for Superman, though. Can I do that?

3. You have the opportunity to steal anything in the world without getting caught. What is it and why?

Well, gosh, if I've got $25 million, why would I need to steal anything? For the sport of it? The only thing I'd want to steal would be some kitschy statue, maybe a school mascot/icon, or a really obnoxious piece of "artwork" that offends me. I'd steal it to put it out of my misery. I know I've seen stuff like that in various places, but I can't recall a specific one.

4. You have the opportunity to pawn off one facet of your life to someone else forever. What is it and why?

A facet of my life? How about the part where I have to clean up anything. All of that general household maintenance stuff can certainly be accomplished by someone else. Cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping, yard work, etc.

5. If you could have sex with anyone (or anything) throughout the history of the world without repercussions, who or what would it be and why?

It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

He's big, sweet, soft, and delicious.

6. Describe the time in your life when you were the most bitterly jealous.

I don't really do jealousy very much. I'm not sure how. Sometimes I envy, but it isn't like my mother-in-law says, "I wish I had (fill in the blank) and you had a wart on your nose." You go ahead and keep yours, I'll get one of my own. The only jealous episodes I can think of are from the first few years of my marriage when Superman and I would visit his family. He's got a brother who is 11 years his junior. Superman was 23 when we married, his brother was 12. They have always had a close relationship. Whenever we'd visit, little brother would want Superman to spend the whole time with him. But that left me out, having nothing to do but spend time with the mother-in-law. This didn't suit me, not one little bit. I was jealous of the time that my husband spent with his brother and ignored me. But I wasn't bitter. I was petty and selfish, immature and obnoxious. But not bitter.

7. If you could have free, no-death, GOOD plastic surgery on anything and everything that you want, what would you alter and why?

I'd have liposuction and an everything-that-needs-it tuck. I'd surgically loose all this extra weight and eliminate the flappy skin. And I'd pretend that would be just as good as working at it, doing it the right way.

And I tag VUBOQ! As soon as he gets back home and online again.