A meme of the TMI persuasion

Stolen from Erik who stole it from Alexander, I present a TMI. I promise it isn't terribly painful for those of you who go all ewww over straight sex.

“Adult Questions - Don’t Be a Pussy” meme. I’m not going to tag anyone on this, but feel free to steal it and provide your own answers.

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
That I can neither confirm nor deny. I think a more pertinent question is would anyone on my blog roll have sex with me?

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Yes!

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not that I recall

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Haven't, but would consider doing it in the shower.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Yes

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
In the larger sense of love, yes, quite a few. In the more intimate sense, no.

8. Love or Money?
Love, definitely

9. Credit cards or cash?
Debit and my PIN

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Yes

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel? It depends on my mood and my stress level and whether I plan to have lots of sex. The hotel for sex. Those beds are much more comfortable and the linens are provided and laundered.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Probably in the cemetary.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
No

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

15. Ever been to a bar?
Yes

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
No

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
Oh, that was a good one!

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, but wanted to.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
Yes

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
By my children!!

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Define naughty.

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name? No

TMI whenever-I-got-around-to-it

1. Do you have/ever had any dating or sex superstitions? (Wear 'lucky jeans' on first date, always light a vanilla candle, etc.) If so, what are they? No, not that I can remember. Being married for 25 years, the only dates I go on are with my husband, and we can "get lucky" pretty much whenever we want to.
   
2. If you were stranded on the fabled deserted island and a genie appeared who could only grant you one wish — to bring one of the following people to join you, who would it be? Your spouse/significant other, an unrequited love or some person you've had a crush on, an old/past love, or your best friend? My spouse, without hesitation. He's the one I want to spend time with more than anyone else. Sometimes I wish we were stuck on an almost deserted island by ourselves just to get away from the stress in our lives. I say almost deserted, because I'd want regular delivery of fresh food and water (if it were a dry island). Oh, and rum, of course. We could order from a menu of delicious fresh foods, prepared to our specifications. Really, we'd need to be able to order whatever we needed. I'm thinking a nice grilling system would be good. This is a nifty idea for a fantasy. I could spend a while coming up with what all sorts of things I'd like to have available on our lone little island.
   
3. Tell us "weather or not" you're in the mood — how does rain, snow, sleet, scorching heat, sweltering humidity etc. affect your libido.
   
   Scorching heat, sweltering humidity- I'd be suffering celibacy. I cannot get that close to another hot sweaty body when I am hot or sweaty (unless I got hot and sweaty in the first place by having wild sex). However, I love being intimate in cold weather; warming each other with some close skin-to-skin action. Rainy days are a turn-on. Make slow passionate love for a long time, and then take a nap in each other's arms. Snow, sleet- another good time to twist the sheets. I can be turned on in any weather that isn't too hot. Sometimes I wonder how the peoples of hot tropical regions ever procreate.
   
4. Are you a crying drunk, an angry drunk, an 'I'm drunk, let's screw' sort of a drinker? (And, if you do not drink — which one of those things is the reason?) I am a loving lush, and I like to sing along with whatever song I hear. I tend to get all snuggly and profess my love for whomever I'm with.
   
5. Who turns you on the most & why: the activist, the author, the care-giver/healer (nurse, doctor, masseuse, herbalist, chiropractor etc.), the comedian, the educator (professor, teacher, mentor etc.), the model, the musician, the politician, or the scientist? The educator. But he also needs a good sense of humor. I am incredibly turned on by intellectuals, especially if they are at least a little bit humble about it (not stuck up asshats). Most well educated (or over-educated) people I've met tend to have a really good sense of humor. Why the educator? I love learning, I love knowledge. It excites me in lots of ways. And the more other areas of my soul are excited or inspired, the greater the chance I'm going to want sex, too.
   

***Bonus (as in optional): Looking back, what's the one thing you've done which was supposed to be erotic, but didn't quite work out? Fantasy role play. It just does NOT work for me. I'm all about honesty, being true to the real you. Acting is fine on stage or screen, but not in bed.

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