I can't resist sharing this bit of spam

I know we recently reviewed my latest favorites from my spam folder, but I saw this tonight (it slipped past the filter and landed in my inbox) and, after reading the entire sentence, I couldn't resist sharing.

Malwin STERN to jason 11:54 PM
For 6 months and now my penis is immensely longer than federal.

Longer than federal? Not just longer, but immensely longer. That is the message in its entirety.


In other news, Shamanism is the newest trend in spirituality.

Yes, I said Shamanism. The helpful, spiritual sort of thing that can put you back in peace and harmony with the universe and make your wises and desires come to life...

Don't say I didn't warn you.