- Java needs an overhaul - Is it that obvious?
- Java needs closures - closures or closure? Either one works, I think
- Who needs Java anyway? - Ha ha ha ha!! I'll let others answer that one!
- Java needs more fertilizer - what, I'm not already full of enough shit?
- Java needs to be open sourced - sounds kinky
- Java needs perspectives to grow - a truer truth I do not know
- Java needs a CRUD framework - look, it's nasty enough around here already
- Java needs a Barista to join the team - obviously
- Java needs to escape Sun's clutches - it has been too bright out here recently. My nose is sunburned.
- Java needs our help! - Amen, brothers and sisters!!
- Java needs all the help [she] can get - again, it's obvious
- Java needs to be augmented with a distributed object infrastructure - huh? I don't know how to refute this, or even if I should.
Using the name "Java" makes this all the more interesting. I state my disclaimer right there in my profile in the sidebar that Java refers to coffee, not that geeky computer thing. A lot of the Google results of course are for the java computer language. I don't understand any of it. Java is also, as I mentioned, a slang word for coffee. But Java, especially when capitalized, is an island in Indonesia. There's a little bit of everything present in these results. I could have added a bunch more. There were about 898,000 results of my search.
